I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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