You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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