My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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