I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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