It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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