I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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