it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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