I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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