I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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