This is not my ceiling
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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