And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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