My brain says no but my pants say off.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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