Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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