Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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