Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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