I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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