it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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