Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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