You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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