go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i love accidental penises.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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