can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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