had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
