whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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