Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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