Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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