I wish i was in the wii world.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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