Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
