Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
If that was your dad, he is hot
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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