went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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