i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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