we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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