For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
where does the pee come out of this thing
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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