FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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