it wasn't lemon gatorade
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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