I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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