Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
its liver damage thursday
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