It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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