What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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