I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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