Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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