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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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