Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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