she woke up with a sticky ear
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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