i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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