dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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