uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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