North Korea, Best Korea!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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