I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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