As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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