Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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